well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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