This is not my ceiling
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize
