yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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