Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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