I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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