how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
These tits shall not be calmed
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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