Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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