Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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