Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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