I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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