Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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