ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
