What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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