she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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