I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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