Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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