The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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