Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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