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Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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