susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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