She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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