i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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