I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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