"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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