he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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