god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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