they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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