why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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