eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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