plz talk dirty to me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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