I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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