You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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