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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
this hospital has no fireball
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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