Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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