i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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