their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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