She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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