this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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