Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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