she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
