He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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