The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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