Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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