help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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