I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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