Plan B is the new Plan A
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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