I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This baby is an asshole
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's rum buckets o'clock
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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