I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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