idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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