Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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