On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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