I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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