around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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