he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I did not marry a roomba.
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